IT-Лига 2012. Beta Cup. Превью 1/4 финалов.

 

Не так давно было опубликовано превью матчей ¼ финалов IT-Лиги, в котором по какой-то причине были проигнорированы матчи Beta Cup. А там, между прочим, тоже люди живут. Специально для них представляем альтернативное превью в блоках.


package com.kharkov.itleague.2012.finals;

import itleague.*;

class BetaCupQuarterFinals {
   
   public static void secondary(String[] comments) {
       Forecast matchForecast = new BratchukMatchForecast(new BratchukPower());

       // Beta Cup Q1: GraceHoppers II vs Intetics
       Team aBCQ1Winner;
       Team aGraceHoppersII = TeamFactory.getTeam(“GraceHoppers”).clone().removeAll()
.addAll(GraceHoppersAcademy.generateAdepts()).trim();
       Team cInetics = TeamFactory.getTeam(“Intetics-Navteq”).renameTo("Intetics");
       if (aGraceHoppersII.size() >= 5) {
           aGraceHoppersII.equip(Ammunition.MANISHKA);
           aGraceHoppersII.enjoyTheWeather();
           aBCQ1Winner = matchForecast.getResult(aGraceHoppersII, cIntetics));
       } else {
           new Thread(new Walkable() {
               public void run() {
                   cIntetics.celebrate();
                   aGraceHoppersII.getDrunk().blame(“absent people”, “bad luck”, “balls”);
               }
           }).start();
           aBCQ1Winner = cIntetics;
       }
       Soloshenko.out.tweet(“Beta Cup Q1 Winner: ” + aBCQ1Winner);

       // Beta Cup Q2: Sigma Ukraine vs CLOSE-KNIT TEAM
       Team bSigmaUkraine = TeamFactory.getTeam(“Eclipse”);
       Team dCKT = TeamFactory.getTeam(“CLOSE-KNIT TEAM”);
       
       bSigmaUkraine.dropDefense();
       bSigmaUkraine.applyTactics(“scorched earth”);
       MatchTimer matchTimer = MatchTimer.getInstance();
       Player aBrooyev = dCKT.getPlayer(Body.LARGE, Shot.POWERFUL, Foot.LEFT);
       while (dCKT.getSupport().drumsArePlaying() && ! matchTimer.timeUp()) {
           try {
               aBrooyev.shoot();
           } catch (ToughGoalKeeperException ex) {
               dCKT.getSupport().shout(“Oop-a-dee”);
           }
       }
       Soloshenko.out.tweet(“Beta Cup Q2 Winner: ” + matchForecast.getResult(bSigmaUkraine, dCKT));

       // Beta Cup Q3: Gameloft vs Stella Systems
       Team cGameloft = GameFactory.getInstance().getTeam();
       Team aStellaSystems = TeamFactory.getTeam(“Stella”);

       // there’s only one man in Stella like this, skip the class cast checks
       Litvin aLitvin = (Litvin) aStellaSystems.getPlayer(Hair.LONG, Dribbling.GOOD, Drinks.VODKA);
       do {
           aStellaSystems.resist();
       } while (! aLitvin.priselBlyatNaZamenkoo());
       
       Team aBCQ3Winner = Lutitskiy.getCurse(cGameloft).getStrength() < cGameloft.getStrength() ? cGameloft : aStellaSystems;
       Soloshenko.out.tweet(“Beta Cup Q3 Winner: ” + aBCQ3Winner);
       
       // Beta Cup Q4: Random United vs Alice
       Soloshenko.out.tweet(“Beta Cup Q4 Winner: ” + Random.united().nextRandom(TeamFactory.getTeam(“Alice”)));

       LesoparkField.close();
   }
}
6 травня 2012
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